Top Ten Signs

Here are some signs that just might make you (or someone you know) belong to FAKE HOLLYWOOD!

1. You tell people to google you. They do, but nothing pops up. OR, you are found on the gazillionth search engine page.

2. You once socialized with everyone (on the internet, in person, etc.); but, you now keep it only to the circle that is deemed most popular in your eyes.

3. Your groupies know you only through association of your clique; not because of YOU.

4. You tell people that you have a long performance list; but in reality you have only performed at open mics.

5. "I'm changing the game" constantly comes out of your mouth; meanwhile, it's those around you who are doing the real work.

6. You pop your collar about your latest purchase of anything flashy--knowing you spent your whole paycheck to purchase it.

7. You go to the club showing off your 'stacks'....a mix of twenty $1 bills, six $5 bills, three $10 and one $20--the $20 on top, of course. lol

8. You walk down the street, telling people you are putting your area on the map; but local people have no idea who you are. Nope, your name doesn't even ring a bell.

9. You brag about "poppin bottles" in the VIP every weekend, but still come nowhere close to networking with a celebrity on your OWN.

10. A member of the clique rises to the top, everyone else also claims that fame and puts it on their own resume.

Don't be fooled FAKE HOLLYWOOD!